ok I’m a straight woman but
*sudden boost of self-confidence in the realization that you can be hot no matter your weight*
WHOA BABE ALERT
every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black
only reblogging this for the purple one omg
pREGNANCY TEST BLUE
yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place
am i the only one who would just quit if that happened just no
if yahoo actually buys tumblr and redesigns it im definitely leaving
Apparently it’s happened and the announcement is to come Monday.
Nothing is sacred anymore.
NO NO NO NO NON NONONONONO
share this to save tumblr :(
//OVER MY DEAD BODY, YAHOO.
at first I wasn’t sure if it was hype …. I’m sorry to say its not! http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/should-yahoo-buy-tumblr/2013/05/17/7c55ef7e-befe-11e2-97d4-a479289a31f9_story.html
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
i hope you realize that in exactly 24 hours most european countries will be at war with each other
forget about shipping wars
tumblr will be flooded by ‘my-country’s-song-is-the-best-you-little-shits’ wars
I can’t wait!
Remember when last year Turkey made a song about shipping and Tumblr nearly broke?
Turkey made a song about shipping?!
I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games
that is literally what it is
I have no idea what the Hunger Games equivalent of nul points is, but Bonnie doesn’t care.
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there